Entries in Microsoft (6)

Tuesday
Jan202009

BSOD Easter Egg in Mac OSX

BSOD - IconI can't believe I never noticed this before! I was just on my Mac, browsing through the machines connected to my home LAN, when I realized that Mac's icon for a Windows machine is the BSOD!

Kudos, Apple! You have made my morning.


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Saturday
Jan172009

Comparing Strings in C#

Here's something that I never really gave much thought. In C#, there are multiple ways to compare two strings. But these different methods don't all yield the same result, particularly when a null value is involved. So I decided to write a few tests to see how the various methods differ.

Some of the info here should be common knowledge, but I think it's worth the time to take note of these different comparison methods.

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Saturday
Jan032009

Zune Bug - Source Revealed

Zune FAIL!As you may have heard, on New Years Eve, 30GB Zunes everywhere stopped working. That's it! They just stopped working! When this happened, Microsoft's solution for the problem was to simply "do nothing". The next day, the Zunes were all working again.

Weird, huh?

So What Happened?

The Zunes all "fixed themselves" on New Year's Day, so that would lead people to believe the bug was somehow related to the new year (Y2K arriving late?). Close, but that's not quite it. Instead, the bug actually occurred because the Zune's software didn't properly handle our extra day this year.

The source code for the problem at hand has been released and you can download it here for your own personal enjoyment. I have to warn you though, the code does contain goto statements.

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Sunday
Oct122008

Rants About Software by Bill Gates

[Originally published 06/25/08]

While perusing the Internet, I came across an email that Bill Gates wrote back in January 2003. I did some searching and the email seems to be legit, so read on, it's hilarious.

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Saturday
Oct112008

DOOM is Evil!

DOOM - Logo[Originally published 05/17/08]

I've always been one to defend violent video games. I always viewed them as harmless fun. I now must retract such statements. Apparently Jack Thompson is right. These games are pure evil and I have proof!

We all know that DOOM is all about killing hell spawns. Little did we know, however, that DOOM is in fact a spawn from Hell itself! Nevermind the graphic violence or the metal soundtrack presented to the player. DOOM's evil goes beyond the surface, into the mechanics of the application itself.

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Tuesday
Oct072008

8 Tips for Improving XP's Performance

[Originally published 04/10/07]

Every time I reinstall XP, one of the first things I do is a series of performance tweaks. Here are 8 tips that should help you get the best performance you can from XP. Whether you run XP Home or XP Professional, this short list of tips should work on your machine.

Before reading on, please understand that I am NOT responsible if you mess up your computer while following this guide. I see no reason why any of these tweaks should cause problems, but in the unlikely event that there is a problem, I cannot be held liable. Use this guide at your own risk.

That being said, let's move on...

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